Raise your hand if you would unironically wear this shirt. Come on, let’s see them. Put ’em up. It’s hilarious! It looks like someone who only has three fingers between two hands. Pointer, and thumb-pinky. It just gets better the more you stare at it! From the two “cat” designs with very odd dimensions and proportions to the three lines of text, it’s like a madman’s manifesto in shirt form. And what poetry we see under the cats.
Honestly, if you can make sense of what it’s trying to say, you get an award. Truly, this shirt stands as an avant-garde masterpiece, destined to evoke laughter, bewilderment, and perhaps even philosophical contemplation among those who dare to engage with its surreal aesthetic.
This Raises Far Too Many Questions
Now hold on just a minute. If a baby was wearing this design, that would be acceptable. It would even be the kind of gift that would kill at a baby shower. HOWEVER, the fact that what appears to be worn by a child around the age of ten adds a couple of very interesting details and questions.
For instance, where is "there"? And perhaps the most important question: why is there poop there? Child, you don't get to order me around. If you're old enough to wear that shirt, there's only one person who will be cleaning up your poop.
The Kind of Shirt to Keep at Home
If you're a party animal, then this shirt is for you. Throw it on for a lazy day at home, a gathering with friends, or a day at the beach, and enjoy your free time. The workweek might not be the best time to wear it since it paints you as a bit of a slacker and has a pretty bad design.
Separating “Week” and “End” makes a little bit of sense, but chopping the “R” off of “Never” is a bit silly and makes the shirt look low-effort. Yet, despite these shortcomings, one cannot deny the comfort exuded by this apparel, beckoning wearers with its inviting coziness and appealing aesthetic.
Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers
Getting pre-stressed pants has been in for a while since it means less break-in time and a more casual look. Wal-Mart seems to have taken that idea a little bit too far, and covered this pair of teal pants with mud. We really, really hope it's mud. Please be mud.
We know that people who shop at Wal-Mart might not be interested in high fashion — they're just there to pick up the essentials and try to save some money. We have to give them the benefit of the doubt when it comes to this style, though, and declare this style wasn't flying off the shelves.
I Mean, It's Not That Bad
Yeah, the text on the shirt doesn't make a lot of sense — the word dinosaur doesn't actually contain the word “roar,” but is it really all that bad? If you have a young one who loves these prehistoric monsters, then this kind of shirt is probably exactly what he or she is looking for.
Plus, there's a cute little rhyme in it, and it makes sense, right? After all, the world is replete with far more egregious examples, making it somewhat unjust to single out and ridicule this particular garment. There are far worse shirts on this list, so making fun of this one seems a little mean.