Motivation is an important factor in achieving long-held goals. If you have no one in your circle who is telling you to keep going, don’t give in, don’t quit, you can do it, then you might need to expand your circle. This shirt seems like a good first step, but the design has things in a bit of a bad order.
The shirt is supposed to be telling us two different things: “Never quit,” and “Do your best,” but thanks to a boneheaded graphic design, it looks like it’s telling us “Never do your best,” and “Quit.” This is why we need a few rounds of quality assurance before going to print.
Sometimes You Just Want a Zipper
Throwing on a short-sleeved shirt during one of those hot summer days is one of life's great joys. Getting out into the burning sun and soaking up some rays helps you to feel good, look good, and we're convinced it helps you smell good, too.
Summer isn't complete until you get a burn from something, however, so this shirt has a handy vestigial zipper at the front of the collar. It doesn't go anywhere, so it doesn't help you get a good fit or create a unique style or anything like that, but at least it will heat up really well when you're out in the sun! And while it's sitting right on that tender neck flesh, too.
I'm Sorry, What Is Delivered?
This is a shirt that is made for one of those grocery delivery systems where you order online, and then some hard-working person gathers everything in the store and gets it ready for you to pick up. They're fast, they're easy, and they're a good way to stay away from other people. The shirt that this person is wearing, however, makes it seem like a VERY different service that he or she offers.
From what we know about people who might like such things, this service won't have demand from a big number of people, but for the people who do want it, there will be a BIG demand.
Crocs Sharper Than in the Swamp
There is nothing like a small-town mall to introduce incredible fashion choices that you won't see anywhere else. The pair of crocs this enterprising icon wears have spikes around the heel, chains around the foot, and more metallic pieces than Darth Vader.
Did he buy those Crocs as shown? If so, we have to wonder just how popular they are in the market. Well, they sold at least one pair, so in a way, they're successful. If this young man created his own special pair of footwear, then we can't even fault him for wearing these loud and proudly. Strut your stuff.
Not the Fairy Tale She Thinks It Is
There's a pretty good case for never wearing a dress in a swimming pool unless you're interested in being found later by investigators and want to make the most stirring scene possible. Or you're doing a photoshoot, which seems to be the case with a dress with leaves or feathers on the front and a long billowing train.
No doubt it would look lovely on dry ground, but when it's floating around in the water, the brown bottom of the dress appears to be less fabric and more...bodily. Not the kind of scene you want to set, that's for sure.