Who were they trying to sell this skirt to? A man would probably have a panic attack if he saw some woman standing next to him in this thing. And most women probably aren’t into rocking the whole “that time of the month came early while I’m in a white skirt with zero preparation” look.
It could, however, make a great prop for teaching health classes to middle schoolers. Or not. We are sure the schools can think of better and more creative ways. There is no need for this. This is a gentle reminder that sometimes, in the vast realm of fashion choices, restraint, and discernment are virtues to be cherished.
A Gassy Situation
This man seems to want everyone to know about his flatulence. Using the Chevron gas symbol, this guy is ready to announce the state of his tummy to the entire world. Does this dude understand what he is wearing? At least he’s giving us a heads-up so we can clear the room.
Yet, let us find solace in the fact that he graciously provides us with a timely warning, allowing us to evacuate the premises and spare ourselves from the olfactory assault that looms. We hope he's not surprised when he finds himself 10 feet from all the other humans, as the photographer of this photo is probably the one who was closest to him and forever will be.
Definitely Not Asia
Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. For this t-shirt designer, geography simply isn’t his strength. Unfortunately, he doesn’t seem to know that. Is this for real? In case anyone is confused, the continent depicted here is not Asia. Maybe the designer didn’t have anyone there to fact-check his work, but couldn’t he have turned to Google if he was a little unsure?
Is it a deliberate act of artistic rebellion, challenging the norms of map-making? Or perhaps it is an ingenious social experiment testing our collective knowledge of global geography. May this t-shirt serve as a whimsical reminder that we are all fallible beings, susceptible to the occasional misstep in the vast expanse of knowledge.
Fashion Faux Paw
Whoever designed this anti-animal cruelty hoodie made a pretty big flaw when they placed the writing on the back. Luckily this person noticed it before they took it for a spin in public – or maybe it was brought to their attention while they were out. Seeing someone walking around (seemingly) promoting animal abuse would be pretty unsettling!
We have a feeling the chaos os not going to end with just wearing this. Imagine the disconcerting sight of an individual strolling amidst us, seemingly endorsing animal maltreatment. The repercussions of such an unfortunate visual could extend far beyond the realm of mere fashion faux pas.
Endless Summer
While we appreciate the creativity behind these...shoes, we'd also like to point out that these are probably the tackiest fake feet we've ever seen. The wonders of footwear fashion never cease to amaze us! We must applaud the audacious originality displayed in these peculiar specimens.
If you're feeling in a joking mood, by all means, grab a pair of these pink-toed "flip flops" and go for a walk...inside the house. Otherwise, just keep walking if you ever happen to see these at a store. Sorry shoe designer, you won't be doing any internships at Jimmy Choo anytime soon.