While we appreciate the creativity behind these…shoes, we’d also like to point out that these are probably the tackiest fake feet we’ve ever seen. The wonders of footwear fashion never cease to amaze us! We must applaud the audacious originality displayed in these peculiar specimens.
If you’re feeling in a joking mood, by all means, grab a pair of these pink-toed “flip flops” and go for a walk…inside the house. Otherwise, just keep walking if you ever happen to see these at a store. Sorry shoe designer, you won’t be doing any internships at Jimmy Choo anytime soon.
Period Problems
Who were they trying to sell this skirt to? A man would probably have a panic attack if he saw some woman standing next to him in this thing. And most women probably aren’t into rocking the whole “that time of the month came early while I’m in a white skirt with zero preparation” look.
It could, however, make a great prop for teaching health classes to middle schoolers. Or not. We are sure the schools can think of better and more creative ways. There is no need for this. This is a gentle reminder that sometimes, in the vast realm of fashion choices, restraint, and discernment are virtues to be cherished.
Fashion Faux Paw
Whoever designed this anti-animal cruelty hoodie made a pretty big flaw when they placed the writing on the back. Luckily this person noticed it before they took it for a spin in public – or maybe it was brought to their attention while they were out. Seeing someone walking around (seemingly) promoting animal abuse would be pretty unsettling!
We have a feeling the chaos os not going to end with just wearing this. Imagine the disconcerting sight of an individual strolling amidst us, seemingly endorsing animal maltreatment. The repercussions of such an unfortunate visual could extend far beyond the realm of mere fashion faux pas.
Stretchy Cat
The irony of kitten socks turning into a feline fiasco and all this innocent, non-suspecting person wanted was kitten socks. Then, one day, he finally found them, and it felt like all of his dreams finally came true. But when it was time to put them on, a terrible design flaw revealed itself.
The cat print stretches to form a distorted kitty all across his ankle. You'd think the person who was in charge of the design would try the socks on, but it doesn't seem like that was the case. Poor sock seeker, forever haunted by the elusive quest for the flawlessly feline footwear.
They Suck at Socks
If these socks are meant for football fans, then how come they couldn't get even the simplest details right? The lines alternate between 30 and 40 yards, making it nearly impossible to make actual progress on this field. Think of listening to a sports anchor talking about a player running on this imaginary field.
Imagine the baffled sports commentator trying to narrate a player's movements on this imaginary terrain, stumbling over words like "He's at the 40, the 30, the 40... wait, what?!" Alas, these socks failed to score with their intended football-loving audience.