Have you ever found a shirt in your closet that you weren’t sure about, so you tried it on and by chance, it fits… So you say, “I might as well wear it.” It’s probably happened to all of us, but we can’t imagine it happening with this shirt! This is definitely one of the more interesting shirts we’ve ever seen!
We can’t help but wonder why this guy decided to buy it or even wear it in public, he just doesn’t seem like that kind of guy. He either doesn’t give a hoot about what people think or his better half got it for him as a Christmas present and he didn’t want o hurt their feelings. We can understand.
I'm Sorry
We wonder what he did to warrant this kind of apology, whatever it was, a pizza is a great way to show your remorse. We're sure whoever receives the pizza will enjoy it, even if they don't accept his apology. And what can't be repaired by pizza? As the saying goes, a way to anyone's heart is through their stomach.
When we think of it a little more, we have a feeling this guy was sent out to buy a pizza however couldn't help himself and ate half of it on the way back home. And that is, ladies and gentlemen, where the apology falls into place.
The Subway Seems Weird Today
Is anyone else feeling claustrophobic when they see this crowded scene full of grown men dressed as penguins? We wonder what they were all up to and where they were going. Maybe it's a Linux convention? Whatever the reason behind this waddle of penguins, we're just glad we weren't there, and we can witness it from a safe distance.
If we have to throw a wild guess as to what was going on here, we would say this was either a movie cast whose director was too cheap to include travel expenses or a really boring Halloween party. Take your pick.
The Worst
Sometimes you look forward to your daily commute cause you get to listen to your favorite podcast, only to find this guy start playing terrible music from his makeshift didgeridoo and bongo drums. Not only are you in an enclosed space, but one of his instruments is so big it blocks the entire width of the car... What else could go wrong?
Not only is this guy possibly avoiding other passengers from getting on the train as that instrument takes up too much space, but he is also invading the ones that did get on, personal peace and quiet. People like this should be banned from traveling on public transportation.
Seems Legit
Sometimes you can't help but think, "Am I really surrounded by idiots?" Many public transport people have had this thought, so you're not alone! There's a reason why we often struggle to connect with certain types of people. We hope this book was helpful with whatever, or whoever, this guy was surrounded by, at the very least, it can be a good distraction from your fellow commuters.
It must be difficult being the only 'non-idiot' on the subway! New regulation suggestion. The train carts should be divided into idiots, non idiota, and those who think they aren't and only spend time reading about them.