Christian sounds like a fun guy to be around. Just like RuPaul always says — if you can’t love yourself, how are you going to love somebody else? And it looks like Christian sure knows how to love himself. We don’t know many people who take such public pride in their “ethic, wit, charm and handsomeness.”
We are sure that there are many places other than CVS which would love to have Christian as an employee as long as he comes with the full package previously mentioned. We know we would.
Rhyming Resignation
This poetic soul is obviously not cut out for a job in retail. How much creative juice can flow through a job in retail? This person needs a job as a writer, and perhaps that writing career can start with a memoir of experiences from her year of working in that photoshop.
A nice boss playing Jedi mind tricks on his employees, neighboring stores being robbed, overworked and underpaid employees, and even an eccentric character named Torturing Joe — the memoir is pretty much writing itself. When you think about it, it could also work as a TV show. We will be the first to watch it.
Poof and You're Gone!
There's a lot to unpack here despite the "letter" being only seven words long. First things first, yes, it is a piece of tissue. Secondly, yes the cartoon man is...umm...displaying some flatulence. Thirdly... well I think we've covered everything!
We guarantee that this rather low-budget yet resourceful resignation blew their employer away. Ha Ha.
High on Life
It's usually not recommended to leave a bad taste with your resignation letter, for obvious reasons — you might end up needing your boss' recommendation. Unless you've already got a new job. With a new job, you can finally tell everyone how you truly felt.
Better yet, you can phrase the whole thing as if you've enjoyed every minute of serving fries for $9. Who knows, your old manager might be dumb enough to read this at face value.
Hope to Never See You Again
Some lucky people actually enjoy what they're doing. They wake up every morning with a smile on their face and are excited to face the day. This guy, on the other hand, felt like he works in a building that sucks the soul.
He hated working for Boss Man so much, that he decided to use his final notice to tell it like it is: This didn't pay enough to own his soul. It barely paid enough for his presence, which is why he figured it was better to just not have a job.