We get it, her passion just wasn’t in candy. We actually think it’s safe to assume that her true, actual passion was in writing, and we hope that’s something she’ll choose to pursue in her next job.
In the meantime, she left the candy store with a sweet and funny Limerick that probably made everyone who worked there smile. Maybe they should have offered her a job in the marketing department instead?
Making a Mess
Leaving one thing for another, be it a person, a house, or a job, can get messy. We didn't mean that literally, but the youth of today does seem to enjoy taking things at face value.
We bet the boss, Michelle, didn't really enjoy Blake's goodbye gift. Especially since the blue cup is filled with sprinkles that will go all over the place as soon as she tried to pick it up.
Just Drilling Holes
Young people these days really do get satisfaction out of finding the right meme for each and every moment of their lives.
Writing a long respectful letter to the boss explaining why you are leaving? That's out. Printing a screenshot of a scene from a movie? In! Let's hope this guy didn't work in a factory and decided to literally just drill holes for his final two weeks. He won't be ending this job on good terms.
I Know EVERYTHING
Is he threatening them? Or is he just telling on all of his co-workers and all of the things they do, even though they shouldn't, while working? This guy is not worried about burning bridges, actually, we wouldn't be surprised if he burned this board after he was done with it.
But, if everything written here is true, he probably didn't really need to burn anything, as this company was already on its way to hell.
A Rom-Com Ending
It's safe to assume that Stephen had a pretty chill, bro-ey relationship with his boss. We can't imagine him photoshopping both of their faces on the poster of a romantic comedy if that wasn't the case.
Not to mention that he later posted it to Twitter for likes. Still, isn't this a cute way to go? This guy gets extra points if he was actually a lawyer as that's what Huge and Sandra are in this movie!