Elon Musk has long been working on better rockets to help people colonize the stars, and he’s one of the big names that has been pushing people to take up permanent residence on other planets. There’s almost no doubt that eventually, humanity will start to spread out in the solar system, but how long will it take?
Designing rockets to get all the way there with humans is no easy feat. Elon Musk wants to spend his twilight years on the red planet, but he has to safely arrive first. There are a whole lot of steps that SpaceX will have to go through first before we can start to colonize. John Kraus thought that this line from Musk was pithy and memorable enough to include in his senior yearbook.
Ready to Get Out of There
There are some people who just don’t recognize how good they have it while they’re in high school. They often don’t have to worry about where their meals are coming from, where they’re going to sleep at night, plus things like taxes, jobs, and all that fun stuff. They just know that they have to sit and listen to somebody drone on about the New Deal or something like that.
They don’t realize that they’re going to have to take a lot more agency once they’re out, and agency is hard work. Just look at Kayla, who was probably a member of the theater clique, but she just couldn’t work up the nerve to have an interest – even a fake one – in some of her classes. Well, maybe college was better.
Take a Little Bit of Investigating
So Sarah decided to not leave a real quote, but a specific time of a specific episode of “Spongebob Squarepants” in her senior yearbook. If you happen to take a look at exactly the time she posted, it’s a still of Spongebob pointing at graffiti on a table that reads “Skool is 4 chumps.”
No doubt Spongebob, who loves school in the show, doesn’t agree with this assessment, but it seems that it’s the only thing Sarah could think of when asked to put something in the yearbook before walking out the doors forever. We get the sentiment, but the fact that some of the words are misspelled in the graffiti should maybe come as a warning sign. Hopefully, Sarah already knew how to spell.
We Wonder How it Tastes
Here’s a quick lesson: In sports, entertainment, media, and almost anything else, the Goat is “the greatest of all time.” Somebody who could never possibly be beaten, no matter who else tried their hand. Think Tom Brady in football, or John Wayne when it comes to westerns. Gabriel Hernandez (last name redacted) wanted to enter his name into the arena. But what for? Adam’s Apple protrusion?
We don’t know what else it could be, but there are plenty of options. Maybe he’s the goat of eating exotic livestock. Well, there are plenty of animals out there for one to consume, so he’d better get cracking. And until he’s eaten ostrich, he’s got nothing on me. It’s quite nice. Very rich. And far more flavorful than something like chicken or turkey.
It’s an Acquired Taste
The bitter taste of coffee is something of a turn-off for people who aren’t used to that kind of taste – it’s why most kids can’t stand the stuff. They’d much rather have something sweet, but eventually things change in their taste buds and the flavor is a little more palatable. Simbiat seems to be the same kind, but she’s a person and not a drink.
She has some pretty high opinions of herself – it’s best to have love for yourself, but too much will leave you staring at your reflection in a pool until the end of your days. And that would just be a tragedy to all of Simbiat’s friends. She wouldn’t be around to use them to make her feel better about herself anymore. What a shame.