Jim Carroll was a big-time high-school basketball player, a writer, and a punk musician who had plenty of fun quotes to give kids who just want to be a little rowdy. This quote is from the movie version of his autobiography, “The Basketball Diaries,” which tells us that Carroll had quite the hectic and trying high school life.
Kurt Anzelone figured that a movie about a high-school student getting addicted to drugs was the perfect thing to quote in his senior yearbook, which makes us a little worried about Kurt Anzelone. We’re sure he’s fine – Jim Carroll was able to get away from it all, so there’s always a chance. Kurt seems fine now, but maybe his time in high school wasn’t what he was looking for.
He Just Wants to Do Something Good
Maybe you’ve gotten one of these emails, maybe you haven’t but you’ve almost certainly heard of them. A message from a kind Nigerian prince who needs to access his money and needs your help doing it. He’s offering you a pretty penny in return, but watch out! This is all just a scam that will leave your bank account drained and evil thoughts about that prince in your head.
We’re told by Segun Akigbogun that he is that same Nigerian prince, but we feel like it would have been a little easier just for him to tell people in person instead of sending an email from a different name. Now that the secret is out, he’s probably going to get a whole lot of responses. Don’t do us wrong, Segun.
But You Can’t Pick Either of Their Noses
Markie is looking on the bright side of life, and that’s a skill that will come in handy for everything that life will be throwing at her. Maybe her relationship with her father isn’t as good as it could be, but that’s okay. She can find someone much more to her liking now that she’s out of the house. People of either gender can benefit from a responsible male figure in their lives.
Markie will be able to ask him all sorts of questions about how to get through life without taking too much damage, both mentally and emotionally. It won’t be that easy, but having a support system made up of a variety of people is a good way to ensure you get the best kind of advice in life. Yes, we know that’s not what Markie was talking about. Just go along with it.
Just Leaf Me Be
This collection of quotes has a whole lot of people not happy about their time spent in high school, a whole lot of quotes from famous people that don’t really apply to the situation, and some people that just seem rude. Antonio Pardini hasn’t given us any of that stuff. He’s given us a clever line that actually helps in some situations.
It’s from a woman named Bhad Bhabie, who is a rapper and internet personality, and somehow she was still able to come up with this line. You’re not dug into the ground where you are. Job, relationship, or so many other things can be changed. It might not always be easy, but you can uproot yourself. No, wait, you aren’t a tree. You can just walk. Taking a walk can solve a lot of problems.
It's the Man Himself
“Mean Girls” is a movie that a lot of people from high school seem to love. This gal not only included a quote from the “too gay to function” character Damien in her senior yearbook, but she was then able to meet the actor who played him, Daniel Franzese, and get him to sign the quote! He, in perfect fashion, signed it with another quote from the movie: “You don’t even go here.”
It’s close to a quote, at least. Kristen Beever does have a whole lot of hair (that’s one of the upsides of curly hair) but it doesn’t look like it’s big enough to hold all those secrets. On top of the head, at least – she could probably hang a whole lot of secrets around her neck and nobody would ever notice.