Talk about dressing for the occasion. Did this man know he was going to have a bad day? Maybe he’s always subtly preparing for an unpleasant time.
Whatever the case may be, his shirt adds some undeniable irony to his situation.
Micky Mouth
Sometimes spelling a word like it sounds works. Other times, however, it creates some serious mistakes. For example, this colossal misspelling of Mickey Mouse.
Maybe the person who created this shirt had a lisp. Even so, Walt Disney must be rolling over in his grave.
A Mess From Start to Finish
This shirt is all kinds of confusing. First of all, 'hamburger' isn’t even spelled correctly. That important mistake is punctuated by the grammar and capitalization errors at the bottom.
“I feel happiness When I eat a him”? What is this shirt even trying to say? Let’s hope no one spent their hard-earned money on this failed tee.
Clear Expectations
There’s something to be said for someone who’s so clear about their expectations. Unfortunately, if your expectations are completely laughable, you probably shouldn’t have them printed on a t-shirt.
Average people don’t really date models, so it’s hard to believe that this grease-stained cook would have much luck in that department.
A Gassy Situation
This man seems to want everyone to know about his flatulence. Using the Chevron gas symbol, this guy is ready to announce the state of his tummy to the entire world.
At least he’s giving us a heads-up so we can clear the room.