Maybe this is just the new inspirational phrase among millennials – hey girl, don’t worry, just become a door!
And if that doesn’t work out, we’re sure you can always become a chair or a table, or just wear that shirt and become as ignored as you would be if you were an actual piece of furniture.
Secret's Out
We think it's safe to say the cat's out of the bag by now. But we have to say, that is a great way to make it public.
That shirt, combined with a woman's lovely face and smile, is sure to get her some dates with some beautiful women by the end of the day!
Sexy Face
Apart from the fact that this boy couldn't look cuter with that shirt and those glasses, he's actually promoting a very important message (apart from "sexy face"), which is that you should never stop studying, kids!
This was obviously a cheap knockoff of 'The North Face, but it actually works!
Not Fair, Dad
Sure. Dad is giddy at the thought of having his young daughter walk around with that shirt. But that poor girl is going to be single forever!
We have to admit, though, that's a pretty clever and peaceful way of keeping the weirdos away from your kid.
That's Specific
This woman wants you to know that she's not just hotter than you; she's exactly 20 percent hotter!
And honestly, we're not about to start disagreeing with her because, by the looks of it, she's not having a very good day.