This shirt tells it just like it is; it won’t sugarcoat reality. This is a cautionary tale. Glue should only be used for, well… gluing things together. When you start using it for other things, it will actually have the opposite effect, and everything about your life will start falling apart.
If you don’t trust us, trust the man in this picture, he knows what his shirt is talking about.
That's Specific
This woman wants you to know that she's not just hotter than you; she's exactly 20 percent hotter!
And honestly, we're not about to start disagreeing with her because, by the looks of it, she's not having a very good day.
Cow, Meet Cow
This is actually a lovely, touching moment. This little kid probably loves cows which is why he wore his cow shirt when his parents took him to see one in real life. The cow was excited to meet her new companion, not the kid, but the shirt itself, which had a familiar face on it, the face of a sister cow.
The two chatted for a bit before the kid and his cow shirt moved on to greet more cows.
We Highly Doubt It
If you ask us, these types of shirts were never funny. Maybe some people chuckled at them in the 90s or something, but we weren't these people. We get it; everyone else's girlfriend is boring, while yours is cool because she likes being tied up.
This shirt just makes the wear-er look stupid, and we really doubt that anyone wearing this shirt actually has a girl by his side. The 90s called, and they want this shirt back.
We Still Don't Want To See That
We know this guy thinks he found some kind of a life hack that would all of a sudden make us not care that his crack is showing, but the truth is that we still care.
We still don't want to see it, let alone look at it, even if your shirt makes it appear as if it's attached to a beautiful girl. We know it isn't. We can call this a nice try, but that's about it.