We know this guy thinks he found some kind of a life hack that would all of a sudden make us not care that his crack is showing, but the truth is that we still care.
We still don’t want to see it, let alone look at it, even if your shirt makes it appear as if it’s attached to a beautiful girl. We know it isn’t. We can call this a nice try, but that’s about it.
A Cautionary Tale
This shirt tells it just like it is; it won't sugarcoat reality. This is a cautionary tale. Glue should only be used for, well... gluing things together. When you start using it for other things, it will actually have the opposite effect, and everything about your life will start falling apart.
If you don't trust us, trust the man in this picture, he knows what his shirt is talking about.
We Highly Doubt It
If you ask us, these types of shirts were never funny. Maybe some people chuckled at them in the 90s or something, but we weren't these people. We get it; everyone else's girlfriend is boring, while yours is cool because she likes being tied up.
This shirt just makes the wear-er look stupid, and we really doubt that anyone wearing this shirt actually has a girl by his side. The 90s called, and they want this shirt back.
Washing Machine? I Don't Know Her
We've all done this at least once, probably more than once. Maybe you just like an outfit so much you wanna sport it for a second day in a row, but, most likely, you're not in the laundry-doing mood, and the shirt still smells (relatively) fresh.
As long as no one comes near your armpits, everything will be fine, and no one will know. Unless, of course, you wear a shirt that lets everybody know.
Taco-Dog
When you see a taco, what does that make you think of? For us, it's a lovely Mexican feast in which we fill our mouths with tacos.
Nowhere in this scenario are there dogs inside of the tacos because, well, why would there be? Still, a designer can dream, and they want to put taco dogs in the sky with clouds; they sure as hell can, and they will.