If you don’t know what MILF stands for, then where have you been in the last 20 years? Were you in a coma?
That’s the only reasonable excuse. Well, if you know, you know that there’s nothing wrong with showing MILFs some love, which is why this guy decided to come by this place, which is filled with moms, and just stand in this shirt. It’s a bit on the nose, don’t you think?
This Is Just Baseless
Close your eyes and think of Nashville. What do you see? Most likely, you're thinking of some famous country singers, like, Nashville is literally known as the city of music.
If you're a sports fan, you might think of the Nashville Predators, a Hockey team, or the Tennessee Titans, a football team. When it comes to baseball, though, no one will think of Nashville. Next time, do your research, Mr. designer. This is just baseless.
You Can't Have It All
The with this design is that it's spreading lies. If you are a cartoon ninja turtle, there's no way you can do Karate and eat Pizza for every meal. Soon enough, the two will just cancel each other out.
Teenage mutant ninja turtles have been setting unrealistic expectations for children for way too long. It's time to admit that usually, it's pizza OR Karate, not Pizza and Karate.
Speaking Our Truth
You gotta appreciate this guy for speaking the truth. Well, actually, it's not him, it's his shirt, but we think that's close enough, don't you?
This shirt captures what we all feel but feel uncomfortable saying - sometimes, we just don't want to go outside and function. Most of the time, we just want to stay in bed and watch Netflix. Next time we're late, know that it's because we didn't want to come.
Still Gay
There is a good story behind this shirt. The story goes that this is the shirt this guy pulled out of the closet (see what we did there?) the day after Pride Prade. Surprise, surprise, even after the pride parade was over, he still woke up gay!
Who would have thunk it? You go to sleep being the person that you are and alas, the next morning, you wake up as... the same person.