So, simply Simon decided it was time for a bit of renovation. He planned months in advance; he knew exactly where he wanted what and how long it would take for him to complete it all. There was one thing he didn’t take into acount. And that was his four-legged companion, named Tom.
So, the satires are ruined, but we think that with a little imagination, Simon can think of a great way to turn this disaster into an innovative, chic design. We can picture the cat saying on every step, “F@#K you, this bl@@dy house, Simon you IdI@t.
Angry Fan
Here’s a hot tip: prior to installing a fan, make sure you’ve measured the room, given it enough space to circulate, and ensured it’s in tight and won’t start gyrating when you turn it on. Otherwise, you may end up inadvertently creating your very own, in-house, Indiana Jones-style booby trap.
Can you imagine that happy moment when the energy-saving fan was switched on for the first time? And then the horrifying one that came immediately after, when the fan got its sway on and started hacking violently into the walls?
One Job
You know those hilarious articles (and photos) of people who had to do just one little thing, and they managed to mess things up? Take a look at this. All the dude was asked to do was hang the new television set on the wall. How complicated can that be? So apparently, for many people - it can be!
Some clever people will say that if the television has a rotating option, then it shouldn't be a problem, or alternatively, how do we know he had more than one job to do that day? We say pay more attention to what has to be done and do it properly.
M.C. Escher Was Not an Architect
If you’re a daredevil, or an Escher fan (preferably both), this staircase probably looks like an absolute treat. But for those of us who like our staircases to, you know, get us safely to our destination, it’s an outright nightmare. No handrail either, of course, because that would detract from the gloriously creative design.
Next is just to make sure the doors are where they are supposed to be, the windows are not facing any sir blocking brick wall and the toilet seat is where it was originally designed to be.
Road Tripping
You spend six months planning your gap year, marking the route on maps, saving up enough money to explore the world, and come back home with great stories to tell. Never in a million years could you imagine telling a story like this. A sight like this can only happen in Cambodia.
Ok, so you couldn't afford a sea or mountain view, but by the look of it, you couldn't afford a view at all. Now, between you and me, we don't mind having a view, but after traveling all day and exploring the country, we could use a bit of fresh air.