Service station food is not known to be the healthiest or the tastiest.
This sign is here to tell you that other options do exist for as cheap as they sell it in a service station and it won’t look or taste disgusting either.
Population
Another small town called Alpine also has a sense of humor about its community. Listing all its stats, it’s then added them into a total with some simple arithmetic.
Who said anything thing about inflated numbers?
Karate Psychic
They say it’s important to diversify your business. This person took it very seriously and decided to offer two services that you might not combine together naturally.
But then again, you can never know if psychic karate could be for you.
Sorry Were Open
As signs go, this one is pretty confusing. Not only will people not be sure if they are open or closed but it also probably won’t attract too many people inside.
Maybe someone should let them know that they shouldn’t be sorry about being open.
Texan Humor
This sign acts as a warning, but we aren’t sure what against. It isn’t clear that there is a bridge nearby and how low the bridge is.
It would be much more helpful to have the maximum height allowed, but then again, this is classic Texan humor.