Who doesn’t love reaching into a bag and pulling out one of your favorite snacks? But far too quickly, we reach the bottom of the bag, and our hand brushes sad tiny crumbs. This man doesn’t like it, but the problem is that all the air in the bag is really, really important.
If the bag was full to the brim with chips, by the time they shipped from the plant to the store where you bought them and then to your home, you’d have NOTHING BUT crumbs. Changes in air pressure will give you more or less air, too, so a bag without that air padding might just straight-up burst.
Uh Oh, the Internet Went Out
It must have been something pretty bad that got these anti-social people out of their holes that day. Did DoorDash decide to stop delivering in their area? Netflix took “The Office” out of rotation?
There are lots of possible reasons for people who cannot stand crowds to get out and make their voices heard. The picture is close-cropped, so we might never know what is really going down, but we see a star-spangled “AMERICA” on the sign to the right, so it must be something really important. Unless that sign says, “AMERICA needs its Chipotle delivered right to its doorstep!”
No Charge Whatsoever
Truth be told, gay pride marches can often be quite steamy affairs. After all, members of the LGBTQ community and supporters of it will tend to go to extreme measures to express their pride. There’s a lot of cross-dressing (obviously), the playing of loud music, and every color of the rainbow on display.
But giving out free kisses wasn’t something that we were totally prepared for. This is one of those situations where the guy didn’t exactly bring a protest sign to the protest. It was just more of an advertisement that he was offering free kisses to whoever wanted them.
So He's to Blame!
Yes, the first three seasons that appeared on Fox were unique and special, and memorable, but once they made the jump to Netflix, they really lost control of the writing. At the very least, the original version of season four was a mess, focusing on one character for an entire episode.
Whose bright idea was that? If this picture is to be believed, it was Obama. And people say his presidency didn't have any controversies. Clearly, we all make mistakes. In all seriousness, it's an absolute travesty that Netflix took "Arrested Development" off their streaming service. That show is simply hilarious!
Some Bad News for This Guy
At the very least, this guy has accomplished more good than the actual Occupy Wall Street. No, this isn't really a protest sign, but it got us laughing, so we included it. We're in charge here.
The best part is, it's easy for you to create your own version of this event – Wall St. is a pretty common name, and in cities that are of even moderate size, you're likely to find one. A little bit of poster board and some markers, and you're on your way to sticking it to the man. The single man that lives on Wall Street, if this picture is any indication.