Being a Bond girl is much more than being a pretty face and willing bed warmer. You also have to have energy, adventure, and acting skills, which, unfortunately, Denise Richards lacks. At the time, her big role was the face attached to a pair of breasts in “The Wild Things,” and she just didn’t possess the skills to deepen her character enough.
Though supposed to be a brainy nuclear scientist, the best the filmmakers could do was stuff her in a tight shirt for a Bond film that messed up the series big time – The World is Not Enough is certainly the worst Brosnan-Bond, and is frequently at the bottom of overall lists.
Angelina Jolie as Queen Olympias in Alexander
Alexander the Great was one of the greatest conquerors in history, and Alexander is the worst movie made about his life. One of Hollywood's big problems is their hesitation in casting older actresses, which is why Angelina Jolie, at twenty-nine, was cast to portray Alexander the Great's mother. Actor Colin Farrell was twenty-eight while filming. They did nothing to age Jolie, and her beauty in the film – helped by Jolie's famously thick, full lips – raised a lot of eyebrows.
The movie itself is a stinker, a box office bomb, and was a Razzie favorite: worst picture, worst director, worst actor, worst supporting actress, worst screenplay, most intrusive musical score (won), worst female fake accent (won), and least "special" special effects.
Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates in Psycho
Here's another shocker. Vince Vaughn can't act his way out of a wet paper dress, and acting as the mother-obsessed killer in the remake of "Psycho" is much harder than that. It was an overall unnecessary remake (again), and Vaughn did nothing to set himself above, or even near, Anthony Perkins's original performance.
Vaughn might be passable as a fast-talking wise guy or a crass idiot like in "Wedding Crashers," but dramatic works might be beyond his reach. We'll never forgive him for ruining "True Detective" season two after such an unforgettable first season. Take your lumps, Vince.
Russell Crowe as Noah in Noah
Ah yes, the film adaptation of the classic Biblical story that everyone* has been waiting for. With plenty of stupid additions, bad acting, silly special effects, and theological arguments that would sicken a first-year seminary student, this film dropped the Biblical ball big time. Crowe – a white guy from New Zealand – as Noah was just the first wave that made this film a box office bomb.
It was an attempt to capture the power of "The 10 Commandments" and "The Passion of the Christ," but they wet their pants by adding far too much to the story, enough to get religious and non-religious alike upset.
Sofia Coppola as Mary Corleone in The Godfather III
The first two Godfather films are unforgettable pieces of filmmaking history. The "Godfather III" sucks every ounce of energy out of the storyline with some bizarre writing and a certain casting choice that even now is a watchword for Hollywood nepotism. As the daughter of famous "The Godfather" director Francis Ford Coppola, Sofia Coppola was killed off before the third act and is one-half of the worst makeout scene in Hollywood.
Sofia has gone on to be a great director and screenwriter, but as the daughter of Michael Corleone, she probably wishes she had passed on the opportunity.