Real Name: Demetri Goritsas
Salary Deal : $100,000
As the chemical opposite of “The Most Interesting Man in the World”, Goritsas has appeared in blockbuster movies, television series, and theatre, but he may always be remembered as the Slim Jim Guy. He attended the Royal School of Speech & Drama and Prince George Secondary School and also narrates documentaries.
Slim Jim acquired this generational talent for $100,000. Goritsas has been in movies such as X-Men First Class, The Bourne Identity, Darkest Hour, and even Saving Private Ryan, and he has plenty more work coming down the pipeline.
Mr. Mayhem from the Allstate Commercials
Real Name: Dean Winters
Salary Deal: $4,750 per aired commercial
Mr. Mayhem has been causing incredible destruction and problems for all kinds of people on his large campaign of ads for insurance company Allstate. The ingenious part of his contract is that it's not a flat fee – Winters gets $4,750 every time one of his commercials airs. It's enough to keep him in slim gray suits and face bandages for years to come.
Winters has had a recurring role as Ryan in prison drama Oz, and other television credits include Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Law & Order SVU, Rescue me, 30 Rock, and Battle Creek.
Speedy Alka Seltzer
Real Name: Dick Beals
Salary Deal : $20,000
A throwback from long ago, the Speedy Alka Seltzer Kid is a character with a human head and an Alka seltzer body, paired with human arms and legs. Bob Watkins of the Wade Agency in Chicago created this character in 1951 – it originally went by the name “Sparky.”
He became Speedy in 1963 and was voiced by young Dick Beals for a yearly $20,000. The character's first appearance wasn't on television, however – women's magazines found him gracing their pages and offering antacid relief with his “effervescent” wand. Speedy's tagline was “plop, plop, fizz, fizz,”, which was written that way so people remember to take the pills two at a time.
The GoDaddy Guy
Real Name: Jesse Heiman
Salary Deal : $900,000
Born in Boston, Heiman was first noticed by the public at large when he was paid to make out with mega-hot Israeli supermodel, Bar Rafaeli. Paid to make out with Bar Rafaeli! During the super bowl, even! It quickly became one of the night's most-discussed ads. How much did Heiman receive for this act of charity? $900,000.
Heiman moved to films shortly after. His first big role was "American Pie 2". He's had roles in "Maybe It's Me", "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "NCIS", "Entourage", and other television shows, and has also appeared in the Will Ferrell movie "Old School".
DriveTime Girl 2
Real Name: Katie Crown
Salary Deal : $100,000
As DriveTime Girl 2, Katie Crown commanded the same price, a hundred grand, for appearing with coworker Nicole Randall Johnson. Crown is a comedienne herself, as well as a prolific voice actress. You've heard her voice if you've ever seen an episode of Bob's Burgers, Total Drama, Stoked, or Clarence.
Crown has won awards and critical acclaim for her voice-over acting, and her voice has even made it into the movie Storks. She's won the Canadian Comedy Award for TV, and for Best Writing of a TV Program. Crown has been killing it for fourteen years and has a net worth of about $3 million to prove it.