Where do we start? This seems to be an old car that is still making the mile; however, it grabs more attention than any other posh vehicle on the highway. This driver promised his daughter a magic wand for her birthday, and Daddy never breaks a promise. One thing he misunderstood when the little princess gave him the instructions was the size and placement of the wand.
This is how Mr. Daddy found himself driving along the highway with a gigantic magic wand as an exhaust pipe. Anything to make his precious princess happy. Fun fact: this was taken in a suburb of Atlanta, which now explains everything we wanted to know but never dared to ask about that place.
An Obvious Choice
What day are you expecting in the office? Is it going to be easy, with no board meeting and a friendly lunch with Jack? Or will it be three meetings in a row and leaving after sunset? New Life Lane or Dead End? Although we guess it depends on what mood you're in at the moment, it seems fairly obvious.
Regardless, this is a very ironic and quite hilarious sign to come by. It would certainly be enough to leave a happy-go-lucky commuter pondering for a while. Going straight or turning left has never felt like such a big decision! What road would you take?
Subway Stop
Owning your own car is the best. It is a milestone in growing up and a ticket welcoming you into a life of independence. One of the best things about it is that you no longer have to use public transportation. No more standing unreasonably close to other commuters or walking to the bus stop in the rain.
But there is also a downside: the high gas price, insurance, and standing in traffic for hours at a time. It seems like the owner of this car couldn’t take it anymore and decided that they were sick of driving; they were going to take the subway instead!
Meet Colin
So apparently, some Reddit readers know that dude. His name is Colin, and he is a hitchhiker and not homeless like initially thought; he is a great musician, he has a great sense of humor, and apparently, he is safe (because he is Canadian).
Almost all drivers who came across him that morning believed he was begging for money; however, he wasn't. He felt so awkward that he missed the bus to wherever he was going and found himself begging for a ride. So, how do you tell the difference between someone after the dollar and someone just asking for a ride?
A Parent's Lesson
So this is another way of teaching the parents a lesson in life. Texaco gas station was so fed up with children running around the place, risking their own lives and others around them, that they decided to teach the parents a lesson once and for all.
What could be worse for a mother or father being around their children after consuming a Red Bull or two and possessing a Kazoo? How cruel can that be? We can guarantee that after experiencing this once, the next time they visit Texaco, there is no chance the kids will leave the car.