We came across this in the land where the sun never goes to sleep, where it never rains and dogs are commuted in three-seater motorcycles. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Florida. There is no doubt that the rider of this motorcycle is stuck way back in the 1960s, and the lady by his side hasn’t gone far from the 1970s.
The coolest one of them all has to be Spook, the dog. And he is way up to date. The dog owners even added an orange pet coat to brighten things up. Otherwise, the three of them would be in black. We suggest a little modern-times upgrade for the rider and driver, too.
Ask Me About My Wiener
First, for those who are finding it hard to identify what we are seeing here, this is a human-sized hotdog with a splash of mustard and a set of green headphones just walking down the street, singing Do Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do. This could have been taken during the world pandemic, thinking this might be a great alternative for a facial mask.
This could be a Halloween costume, which sure scares the heck out of us, and it could just be a plain old cold winter day. The dude just found this outfit very warm and cozy — what he looked like to others never crossed his mind.
Some Questions Are Better Not Asked
If you were to see this one morning on your way to work, a million questions would pop up in your head. A million and one more. What did the chicken cross the road? Before we answer that, we want to know how the chicken got there. The nearest farm is miles away!
Where is the chicken's owner? Isn't he or she concerned it might get run over? Not everyone will appreciate the joke here in front of us. Many would look at this and see dinner. So, why did it cross the road? Yep, you got it. To get to the other side.
Preference
What is this supposed to mean? We read this sign ten times and still couldn't understand what lay behind it. Camels are very common in North African countries, and in the Middle East, so we suppose this is relevant only to them? And besides, this is all new to us.
We never heard of men preferring the company of camels over the company of women, no matter where you came from. And another thing — who is this one man who prefers being around animals and not around women who goes on and on about the sale Walmart had and the delicious cupcakes Karen made?
Herding Highway
There are many things one can see on the highway while traveling to work. There are people commuting with children, people with dogs in the back seat, tractors and trucks, and vehicles in all colors of the rainbow. We have seen it all. Until we saw this, and then we realized that we hadn't.
We know that sheep and lamb don't usually travel by car. If they need medical care, the vet would visit the farm, so what is happening here? Maybe the owners have sold the poor little thing, and it is off to its new habitat? Or maybe it's on its way to find clothes for Daisy's sweet sixteen party?