We have a lot of questions here. For instance, why put that kind of rack on top of a limo that has those kinds of wheels? It looks like the limo also has a satellite dish, but that could just be attached to the house behind it. Then there’s the spray paint that is all over the place.
And, last but certainly not least, there’s the fact that this vehicle seems to be branded the “U.S.S. Compensator.” There’s no WAY that thing is a commissioned part of the United States Navy. Lord help us, but there are a couple of things telling us it isn’t seaworthy.
Cosmic Cruiser Limo
Spotting a van that has a cool design painted on the side is always a sign of a cool driver, but what if that driver turned it into a mega-huge and ultra-rad limousine? Then you know you’ve found somebody that knows style. But have you found someone that knows about gas mileage?
We’re not sure about that. We’re also not sure if this kind of vehicle could possibly handle very well, even if it does look like it could be a spaceship. Be honest — if you saw this sort of thing being flown in an eighties cartoon, you wouldn’t think twice.
Lime Green Camaro Limo
Take a ride around town in a dash of color that never goes out of style! Because it’s very hard for this kind of shade to be IN style. We’d love to see this Camaro get hit with the Allspark and transform into a robot that is ready to save Earth because it would be one heck of a goofy-looking transformer.
Optimus Prime might look good in red and blue and silver, but imagine him with this lime-green color. It seems more like a Decepticon thing. Actually, let’s call the whole thing off, we don’t want to see this thing transform.
Weird Half Pickup Compact Limo
We have no idea what kind of vehicle was used as a base to create this thing, but it sure did get created. It looks like a short minivan and a little truck got welded together in the middle. To say this thing looks odd is underselling it. If you saw this on the street you might get a headache.
It looks like the point where a pair of alternate universes met and decided neither would go any farther. It looks like a mad scientist and an auto mechanic had a baby who wanted to continue in both lines of work. It looks like it’s not legal.
Super Big Limo
There’s lots of space here for everybody, so there’s nothing wrong with hopping in and buckling up in one of the many seats available. Is it just us, or does it seem like this car, this limousine, is quite a bit larger than it should be?
The woman, who seems to be sitting behind the wheel, looks like a kid seated in the driver’s seat of Dad’s car. Still, at least this long car looks pretty nice, which is more than a bunch of limos on this list can claim. It’s got those nice white wall tires, circular headlights, and smooth bodywork of a real classic car.