Jonathan is 18. Since when is that an acceptable excuse for turning the town into a farmyard of plastic animals? Cow tipping and littering aside, this seems to be a MOO-t point.
You know, a cow’s opinion.. but is this really the best way to celebrate a birthday party? Are you really willing to MOO-ve in next to this guy who can’t even throw a proper birthday celebration? And you know those cows are gonna stick around for years on end… I’d say that’s a pretty strong MOO-tivation to get going in the opposite direction.
Leave Me Alone
Here is another example of some petty neighbor who just had to make the point of only cleaning their half of the lawn, to the exact inch of course! Listen, when the Fall comes, leaves fall from the trees. They land on our front lawns. And it’s on us to decide whether or not we want to remove them from the grass.
But you know folks? Wind comes and blows the leaves all over the place. Do you know what that means? It means that Mr. Pedantic’s little leaf-free cleaning session is going to be undone very quickly. Jokes on him!
Interesting Rain Gutters
If your neighbors decide to do this to their rain gutters - it is time to call the authorities. What better place to hide a body? It's time to get out. Now.
As if the blackboards and rock combination making up this house wasn't creepy enough, am I right? Either way, If you do decide to stay, look on the bright side; they are probably very neat people… I mean, they sure know how to clean up after themselves…
A Strange Slam Dunk
We can’t confirm this exactly, but from what we can see, it looks like a Christmas tree somehow found its way into a basketball net. If that’s the case, we’ll break down the following story this way. Christmas time is a time for giving, for forgiving, and for doing good to others.
While this neighbor certainly got the “giving” part locked down, all he was giving his neighbor was a hard time. The original poster of this photo saw one of their neighbors take the tree, walk over to another neighbor’s house, and do this, before running away. ‘Tis the season to be petty!
Giraffe Mailbox
You're a long way from home if you bump into this… and this is a long way from sane. I bet the mailman was like: "yo, move your mailbox farther into the street. I don't want to go all the way down your driveway!" and these people were like:
"Hey, we ain't moving nothing!" So, the mail guy was like: "If that mailbox isn’t a hard reach away from the sidewalk tomorrow, then good luck getting your mail!" So these neighbors were like: "(picture of giraffe mailbox here)." It is possible. But do you really want to live near people with that kind of conflict resolution ability? I didn't think so.