I’ve heard of people being floored before, but being ‘grassed’ is a new one for me. This guy drank so much last night that he forgot where he lives and used this piece of grass as a blanket.
P.S. his house is ten feet to the right. His own house. The one that belongs to him, only. The sidewalks are for all of us guys! And baseball season is still some time away… you’re no grassy knoll, and you’re no use to anybody. If I were this guy’s parents, I’d be sending apology muffin baskets all over this neighborhood.
So Many Questions
When you live in a neighborhood (which, let’s face it, we all do, in some shape or form), you need to prepare yourself to see some weird and wacky things being delivered to your neighbors’ places. Sure, most things are delivered in either a box or an envelope, so normally, we can’t even tell what’s inside.
However, sometimes, we can see the shape of the package as it’s just the item covered in wrapping paper. But when the package is shaped like a human body, there are only a handful of options for what could actually be inside. Either, it’s a mannequin, an inflatable, or, the real thing.
People Put Everything in the Laundry
Curing meat is a pretty normal thing and there is quite a big industry surrounding it. But we didn’t know that curing octopuses was a thing. This person was minding their own business when they turned their head and saw a bunch of the eight-legged sea creatures hanging to dry in their neighbor’s backyard.
It’s unclear if the guy caught all of these poor things while fishing, or if they just bought them from a fishmonger of some kind. Whatever the case may be, this is certainly one of the weirder images on this list. Also, this is like something straight out of a sci-fi movie.
Nice Fence
Take a minute… see if you can tell that there is anything wrong with these neighbors.
These guys have got a gate with no fence! Being effective is obviously not their forte. Having a gate with no fence is like having a sharpener with no pencil, or a shoe with no feet… or something a little more normal-sounding and a little less logical. The big letter 'D' here is sure to stand for 'dumb'…
Hopefully There Are No Bulls Nearby
We have no problem with people displaying some ceramics in their backyards, or front yards, for that matter. But when you decorate your lawn with so many ornaments to the point where you can’t even see the grass, then it’s probably time to get a second opinion.
Isn’t a garden supposed to be a place of peace and tranquillity, where you can water the plants and play ball games with your kids? This is the opposite of order and serenity. This is chaos and eyesores of the highest order. What’s stopping someone from stepping on that fake hedgehog and having to go straight to the ER?