This guy! “Oooooh, about that. How about I bring you a case? One beer for each month I’ve been piggybacking off of your WiFi. Thanks so much!
Also, you should probably call someone about that. I’m really into this show on Hulu, and I’d hate to miss out for long.” Who does that?!
The Worst Couple Ever
I don’t know about you, but I try and avoid hearing my neighbors handling their private business at all. But when they start screaming at each other at the top of their lungs, knowing they’ve got neighbors behind the next wall – it’s kind of hard.
Like, yeah, Linda, I’m on season 3, episode 4 of your terrible relationship at this point, and you only have yourself to blame!
Codeword
Don’t. Park. In. Someone. Else’s. Residential. Spot. I’ve actually had a very similar fight with a neighbor in the past. He was a real jerk, just like this guy. And, speaking of, I wonder how this situation was resolved.
Did he yell the codeword? Did he get towed? Probably. The person who wrote this note seems like he’s had enough.
Call Security
Security cameras around the house can be helpful for a lot of things, like catching someone who’s stolen something from your home. But what about using them to spite your neighbors? That’s what one man did after the people next door called his neighborhood association about his pool deck being too long and running onto their property.
He reacted by installing a line of security cameras pointed at their yard and a sign that read, “Peekaboo. I see you.” NOOOOO, sir!
The Multiverse of Windows
When it comes to homes, we ideally want the edifice to be structured and consistent throughout. This means that, in theory, all of the measures should be on point and all of the furnishings, including the doors and the windows, should be the same. But here, we have found a neighbor who doesn’t give two hoots about any of that.
As you can see here, absolutely none of the windows are the same. Each of them is unique, with different designs, and each opens with a completely different mechanism. Some close in, some close out, some have two panels, some shut up, some shut down. Quite the variety!