When you’re asked to bring a cake to a baby shower, and the baby’s gender hasn’t been revealed yet – going with neutral colors like yellow and green is your best bet!
Now that we have that covered, we’d like to understand what exactly is going on on this cake. What animal is this? And who thought it would be a good idea to welcome a baby with it?!
The Bread Maker
The poor fella got himself a breadmaker in order to make things easier because baking a loaf of bread is just the hardest thing in the world, to begin with. Heaven knows what went into that thing but whatever came out is horrifying.
It kind of just looks like a cross-section of a planet. With the rocks, soil, and weird crevasses, it's hard to believe that this was actually supposed to be bread. Just get it from the store. Who are you kidding?
SpongeBob?
Prepare for screaming. And not the joyful kind. The moment the kids lay their little eyes on that thing, that's probably the end of the whole darn birthday party. Poor SpongeBob looks like he's come back from a torture chamber.
Interestingly, he does seem to have quite a big smile on his face. We wonder what that means.
Don't Cook and Drink
It seems simple enough. Toss in some mini pies and fries into the oven, and let heat and time do the rest. Wrong. A little too much heat and a lot of time resulted in this utter mess.
There can only be one thing to blame and that is that bottle of bubbly on the counter there. An entire bottle of champagne is fun, it can also play games with your memory.
The Aerated" Pizza
This is certainly one way to make a pizza. Let everything just fall to the bottom. Oven paper? Who needs 'em? Baking trays? What's that? Just slap the whole thing on the griddle and let science do its magic.
Who needs plates anyway? Just scrape it out the bottom. We don't need to be fancy here. What is this? Rome?