This spinach boy is pretty up there on the freak-demoter. That dental work alone needs some serious attention. If this is some tactic to get kids to eat their greens, we plead folks to just keep it old school and go back to Popeye.
Toothy Spinach Baby with Pastry Diaper is just not working for us. To say that it is unappetizing would be an understatement.
Fork Al Dente
When you've run out of food, just move onto cooking the utensils. That fork, cooked right makes for one appetizing bright green dish. Hey, cooking is all about experimenting.
Jokes aside. Do not leave your plastic handle forks on the stove. You don't want luminous green liquid anywhere near your kitchen.
Gourmet Sushi
Not everyone is a master sushi chef. It's hard to form that perfect roll. not to mention getting the sheet of seaweed to stick to the rice like a tailor-made little jacket. It takes a bunch of tries to achieve that. This is why this person aimed really low.
This literal little bed of rice and fish-shaped-something is the closest thing to sushi that this person is clearly capable of. We appreciate the little dollop of wasabi there too.
Yin and Yan
The world's balance comes in the form of these cookies. At least that's what their intention was. In reality, these cookies might be a little NSFW.
The cookies might very well taste fine, but one might want to avoid serving that at certain gatherings. Perhaps keep them for the grown-up affairs.
The Little Mermaid
It's always good to try out things yourself instead of relying on store-bought goods. It is however important to really think hard if you're up to the task before you attempt the impossible. Getting Ariel's flowy red hair is challenging and smearing around some baby pink icing is just not gonna cut it. We won't even get started on that face.
Just stick with a simple chocolate cake. You can't go wrong with that.