This gelatinous goop of rice does not look particularly appealing. We’re all for experimenting, but sometimes there are just basic foundations and rice is one of them. In no universe does rice get cooked like this.
And no, honey, a burned bottom can not be flipped over and pass for decoration. You can’t drop some herbs on burnt rice and make it look it was intentional. The only place this rice belongs is in the trash.
E.T Eggs
These poor eggs. Going for movie-themed food is always fun and challenging, but once again it's always advisable to pick something a little more cheery. This E.T inspired breakfast is a little hard to "swallow."
Instead of making fun alien-style eggs, these look like the scene in which E.T is hooked up to machines in the lab. Someone take this away now!
Knife Skills
Some people are knife crazy. The smoothness of the blade, the grip, and of course, the quality of that cutting action. You need the right knife to get the job done. Unfortainely, the job here would be to cut a fish and not the actual chopping board.
It looks as if this knife aficionado may have slightly overreached here. Either ease up know your cutting or get a regular knife.
Rice Cake Take 2
Another botched pot of rice we have here. People really don't understand ratios. An overstuffed pot just results in weird clumpy rice cake. It's not a desert, it's a side dish. Treat it as such!
Once again, rice-like this does not belong on anyone's plate. Just read the instructions on the bag, Google "how to cook rice." or just stay out of the kitchen.
The Worst Cookies Ever
These terrible cookies never asked to be born, but, alas, here there they are, waiting to be gobbled up and disappear off the face of this earth. Unfortunately for them and whoever made them, their existence is to be permanent. No matter how strong the plea, bad cookies are destined to rot away at the bottom of the cookie jar for eternity.
If you want to get rid of cookies, the only way to really do that is to make good ones.