Another botched pot of rice we have here. People really don’t understand ratios. An overstuffed pot just results in weird clumpy rice cake. It’s not a desert, it’s a side dish. Treat it as such!
Once again, rice-like this does not belong on anyone’s plate. Just read the instructions on the bag, Google “how to cook rice.” or just stay out of the kitchen.
Knife Skills
Some people are knife crazy. The smoothness of the blade, the grip, and of course, the quality of that cutting action. You need the right knife to get the job done. Unfortainely, the job here would be to cut a fish and not the actual chopping board.
It looks as if this knife aficionado may have slightly overreached here. Either ease up know your cutting or get a regular knife.
Rice Cake
This gelatinous goop of rice does not look particularly appealing. We're all for experimenting, but sometimes there are just basic foundations and rice is one of them. In no universe does rice get cooked like this.
And no, honey, a burned bottom can not be flipped over and pass for decoration. You can't drop some herbs on burnt rice and make it look it was intentional. The only place this rice belongs is in the trash.
The Worst Cookies Ever
These terrible cookies never asked to be born, but, alas, here there they are, waiting to be gobbled up and disappear off the face of this earth. Unfortunately for them and whoever made them, their existence is to be permanent. No matter how strong the plea, bad cookies are destined to rot away at the bottom of the cookie jar for eternity.
If you want to get rid of cookies, the only way to really do that is to make good ones.
Cookie Mayhem
Baking is a science and in order to get those baked goods in their optimal state. it requires perfect measurements, the right timing, and accurate heat. This is an example of a baking attempt that seemed to fail in all categories.
The result; poop shaped cookies that have been burnt beyond recognition. Not they could have ever looked particularly appealing but at least if they weren't so burnt, it could have been slightly more salvageable.