Baking is a science and in order to get those baked goods in their optimal state. it requires perfect measurements, the right timing, and accurate heat. This is an example of a baking attempt that seemed to fail in all categories.
The result; poop shaped cookies that have been burnt beyond recognition. Not they could have ever looked particularly appealing but at least if they weren’t so burnt, it could have been slightly more salvageable.
Rice Cake Take 2
Another botched pot of rice we have here. People really don't understand ratios. An overstuffed pot just results in weird clumpy rice cake. It's not a desert, it's a side dish. Treat it as such!
Once again, rice-like this does not belong on anyone's plate. Just read the instructions on the bag, Google "how to cook rice." or just stay out of the kitchen.
The Worst Cookies Ever
These terrible cookies never asked to be born, but, alas, here there they are, waiting to be gobbled up and disappear off the face of this earth. Unfortunately for them and whoever made them, their existence is to be permanent. No matter how strong the plea, bad cookies are destined to rot away at the bottom of the cookie jar for eternity.
If you want to get rid of cookies, the only way to really do that is to make good ones.
Upside Down World
We all know how important it is to get your peanut butter fix and if you can't open that jar, well then, sometimes you just crack open the jar by any means necessary. If that involves breaking the other end of the jar, so be it.
Whoever did that actually succeed in breaking it open cleanly rather well! Where there is a will, there is away. We do sincerely hope though that this happened only because the lid was too tight and not because this seemed like it made sense.
Scooby Dooby Doo Where Are You?
Seriously, where are you? Because we barely recognize you in that horrific cake. We know it's meant to be you because some strategically placed a picture of the actual you beside the cake. This looks like your evil twin brother.
We give them a point for the valiant effort. Not everyone has it in them to make such a cake.