Seriously, where are you? Because we barely recognize you in that horrific cake. We know it’s meant to be you because some strategically placed a picture of the actual you beside the cake. This looks like your evil twin brother.
We give them a point for the valiant effort. Not everyone has it in them to make such a cake.
Cookie Mayhem
Baking is a science and in order to get those baked goods in their optimal state. it requires perfect measurements, the right timing, and accurate heat. This is an example of a baking attempt that seemed to fail in all categories.
The result; poop shaped cookies that have been burnt beyond recognition. Not they could have ever looked particularly appealing but at least if they weren't so burnt, it could have been slightly more salvageable.
Upside Down World
We all know how important it is to get your peanut butter fix and if you can't open that jar, well then, sometimes you just crack open the jar by any means necessary. If that involves breaking the other end of the jar, so be it.
Whoever did that actually succeed in breaking it open cleanly rather well! Where there is a will, there is away. We do sincerely hope though that this happened only because the lid was too tight and not because this seemed like it made sense.
Improvising
We're hesitant to call this a kitchen fail as clearly this person does not even have a kitchen. Perhaps the absence of any official cooking appliance is enough to qualify this culinary disaster.
In their defense, this did technically get the job done and we give them kudos for inventiveness. This poor iron-cooked egg can only be a reality in a student dorm.
A Tad Too Hot
Someone must have overheated the noodles to piping hot. Not that that plate helped. What kind of plate cracks like that? It's time to get some new tableware because that is clearly not cutting it.
It's pretty impressive how those noodles just popped right out of the center of that plate. When things get a little too hot and heavy, not even plates can withstand it.