We’re hesitant to call this a kitchen fail as clearly this person does not even have a kitchen. Perhaps the absence of any official cooking appliance is enough to qualify this culinary disaster.
In their defense, this did technically get the job done and we give them kudos for inventiveness. This poor iron-cooked egg can only be a reality in a student dorm.
Upside Down World
We all know how important it is to get your peanut butter fix and if you can't open that jar, well then, sometimes you just crack open the jar by any means necessary. If that involves breaking the other end of the jar, so be it.
Whoever did that actually succeed in breaking it open cleanly rather well! Where there is a will, there is away. We do sincerely hope though that this happened only because the lid was too tight and not because this seemed like it made sense.
Scooby Dooby Doo Where Are You?
Seriously, where are you? Because we barely recognize you in that horrific cake. We know it's meant to be you because some strategically placed a picture of the actual you beside the cake. This looks like your evil twin brother.
We give them a point for the valiant effort. Not everyone has it in them to make such a cake.
A Tad Too Hot
Someone must have overheated the noodles to piping hot. Not that that plate helped. What kind of plate cracks like that? It's time to get some new tableware because that is clearly not cutting it.
It's pretty impressive how those noodles just popped right out of the center of that plate. When things get a little too hot and heavy, not even plates can withstand it.
Rip It Up
A can opener is generally a must when trying to open canned food. This person proves that you can rip open a tough can of tuna with a perfectly sharp bread knife. You can just really go to town on that thing and eventually find tuna paradise.
We do wonder how desperate this person was for food that would make them go to such great lengths to cut open a can of tuna. Was there nothing else in that kitchen?