A can opener is generally a must when trying to open canned food. This person proves that you can rip open a tough can of tuna with a perfectly sharp bread knife. You can just really go to town on that thing and eventually find tuna paradise.
We do wonder how desperate this person was for food that would make them go to such great lengths to cut open a can of tuna. Was there nothing else in that kitchen?
Improvising
We're hesitant to call this a kitchen fail as clearly this person does not even have a kitchen. Perhaps the absence of any official cooking appliance is enough to qualify this culinary disaster.
In their defense, this did technically get the job done and we give them kudos for inventiveness. This poor iron-cooked egg can only be a reality in a student dorm.
A Tad Too Hot
Someone must have overheated the noodles to piping hot. Not that that plate helped. What kind of plate cracks like that? It's time to get some new tableware because that is clearly not cutting it.
It's pretty impressive how those noodles just popped right out of the center of that plate. When things get a little too hot and heavy, not even plates can withstand it.
Culture Clash
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Pasta Taco. This piece of masterful culinary fusion could definitely be in one of New York or London's top restaurants. Why this is not a famous dish is a total mystery.
Jokes aside, this looks anything but appetizing. We feel that in this case, the person should have stuck with either tacos or pasta. There is no way that this can be good.
Cooking Skills on Fire
This person really outdid themselves. There are few things just too simple to mess up. And while this list proves to use that people can destroy things like eggs and rice, we would have never dreamed that can do this with toast.
What exactly are the settings on your toaster that could turn this poor slice of bread into a fiery disaster? Did you forget about it? It takes about two minutes to toast bread. What could have possibly distracted you so much during that time? So many questions, so much fire.