Whoever made this sorry excuse for a hamburger needs to take a long hard look at themselves. They couldn’t even bother making a substantial patty, no toppings, not even a piece of lettuce or tomato. Then there’s that squirt of mustard.
This one of the saddest hamburgers ever made. It and whoever made it should be ashamed.
Toasty Treats
This sandwich grill has been through a lot. It's confusing how some slices of bread ended up being so terribly burnt and destroyed. The idea of popping a sandwich into these things generally involves as little fuss as possible.
Looks like some major experimenting went down here. Just try a simple grilled cheese next time. Can't go wrong with that. Well, anything is possible, really.
The Muffin Monster
Baking generally causes things to rise, so something didn't go quite right here. Beyond that, the way the muffins sort of melded into one giant muffin tray, makes for an interesting and new kind of dessert aesthetic, even if it's a horrible mistake
We can't quite imagine those things tasting particularly good. At least they tried.
It's a Delicacy
As we have learned from this, innovation doesn't always necessarily equal tasty. While it's important to push the bounds of culinary traditions, you can't always slap a sausage on a cracker and call it day.
This looks like the poor man's version of fancy finger-food. I suppose we appreciate the creativity.
And It Only Cost Sixty Dollars
Well, someone is trying to be fancy. Let's see, let's take a look, let's find out what we're getting here: There is a half of a lemon(?) that has been...grilled? Or drizzled with a sauce of some unknown variety.
Not too bad, we guess. Then there is a shot glass that has, uh, olive oil. This isn't a meal; this is an art piece.