What’s going on with Wolverine’s teeth? Should we call his dentist? If these statue designers were planning on making him look feisty, the least they could do was make sure the poor guy flossed before.
We admit we don’t know much about the X-Men, but we’re sure that if Hugh Jackman were to lay eyes on this guy, he’d be upset.
Santa's Little Helper
This delightful toy was placed at a shopping center's Santa's elf workshop display. We admit we don't really know what Santa's elves look like - but we're sure it's not this. Someone took a baby doll, ripped her head off, and then attached her to a stuffed animal's body.
We're not sure that that's what the spirit of Christmas is all about. To add insult to injury, whoever made this horrible toy also painted the doll's face an almost toxic shade of yellow.
A True Care Bear
Okay, we know exactly what you're thinking! Snap out of it! This is an entirely innocent children's toy! Let us break it down for you, this bear was built so that when you squeeze it, the balls pop out of its mouth and shoot across the room.
See, there's nothing naughty about it. Though we do understand why you were thinking what you were thinking, we admit, we were thinking it too!
To Infinity and Beyond
By the look on his face, Buzz Lightyear knows something sketchy is about to happen. We understand the reason one would feel compelled to buy this water bottle, but we don't really understand why the designers would put the straw exactly where they placed it.
You know what they say, size doesn't matter. We feel like in this case, it might. Buzz seems awfully pleased with himself.
Animal Instinct
Oops! It looks like the packaging of this jungle playset could have been thought out a little better. The gorilla and giraffe both received their little segments in this package, so we're wondering why the rest of the animals were jammed together in the lower half of it.
Besides the fact that each of these animals is unproportioned to the others, it looks like the zebra and gazelle are getting a little too close for comfort. Awkward!