Anyone who owns a fast-food restaurant in the Lone Star State has to realize that they’re going to have a bit more than just the average car in their drive-through. In fact, Sonic’s are built a little differently and can actually accommodate a horse better than just any drive-through window.
The people who ride these horses were on their way to a nearby trail when they decided to stop in for some chili cheese tots and a blueberry slushy with candy. It’s all fun and games until the horses leave something behind for the next people to pull into those spots.
All That Glitters
Cheerleaders typically decorate themselves with these, shimmery pompoms. There is no way anyone is going to be looking anywhere else but at all of that glittering décor. These girls look like they’re dressing up to be ornaments on an enormous Christmas tree.
And let me tell you, they've got the spirit of the holiday season all year round! If Santa ever decided to host a cheerleading squad at the North Pole, these gals would be at the top of the list. With their high-flying jumps and dazzling moves, they could light up the darkest winter nights.
Fancy Dog
Any self-respecting Texan knows how to prepare a family feast quickly and efficiently. Take this good uncle who is cooking up dinner for a large and rowdy bunch. He needed to think fast and come up with a way to cook several hot dogs at once, and voila—the rake came into play.
Northerners would probably shudder at the thought of eating a hot dog that had been cooked at the end of something that’s used to gather dirt on the ground, but these Southerners don’t seem to mind at all. Then again, they’re probably all pretty drunk from those tallboys, so maybe that’s why.
Ultimate Texas Breakfast
For any tourist who’s been driving through the Lone Star State for nearly 8 or 9 hours, the Big Texan is a terrific option when considering stopping for any meal throughout the day. They not only offer a free, juicy 72 oz steak but they also offer a hot shower and a warm bed to sleep in. They’re a popular choice for many who drive through the area on a semi-regular basis.
But you don’t need to be in the area to want to come and enjoy a large, free steak. According to Yelp, the steaks are pretty delicious and worth the trip through town. The Big Texan is located inside the Motel Opry in Amarillo, and their food is nationally acclaimed.
Yeehaw, Cowboy
Now, if you were a bull in a rodeo, you would be extremely angry and want to destroy the humans involved, too. That’s because the bulls are rarely treated nicely so they kick and try to throw the rider off of their backs. Hopefully, Texans (and everyone who still does this) can realize what a cruel and outdated practice this is so that these animals can live in peace.
Surely there are other ways to flaunt your ego, boys. Kindness and understanding are the true hallmarks of a Texan heart! Giddy up for a more compassionate rodeo, and let's make sure those bulls can live their best lives, free from unnecessary stress.