If there’s one thing that is certain about life, it’s that it is uncertain. Any person, book, or sign telling otherwise is lying to you, trying to sell you something, or both. Still, when driving around and trying to understand where you are headed, in the literal sense of the word, it would help to have a sign that tells where you actually are rather than tell you a truth you don’t really want to hear.
Imagine pulling up to a sign that says, “You are exactly where you need to be…even if you’re lost!” Sure, it might not give you precise directions, but at least it’s an honest dose of philosophical comfort!
The 4-Wheelchair
This guy spent a long time inventing these upgrades for his chair. He wasn’t going to stop camping and enjoying the outdoors with his friends and family – but he didn’t know how he’d keep it up, either. Until he thought up this brilliant idea of giving his wheels off-road capability. Now, he can get around better than most of the people who have to walk through the rugged Texas wilderness.
He’s ready for all of the elements and whatever the weather’s got to throw at him. One thing’s for sure – you definitely don’t want to mess with this guy. We’re betting he could even make it up a mountain in that thing…
Gossip Table? Count Us In!
So this sign declares that there is a gossip table in front of us, but why does it say "Caution"? Doesn't this table know that we love gossip? Now, if lying, or at least exaggerating the truth a little bit, isn't permitted, then where is the fun in that? Also, if we come before 7 A.M, are we then allowed to make up wild gossip stories?
Ah, the early birds could be the ultimate gossip dream weavers! Imagine starting the day with some bizarre tales – a traffic jam caused by a parade of penguins or a famous celebrity spotted grocery shopping in their pajamas! Gossipers, beware, your creative competition has arrived!
The Texas School Lunch
You don’t have to be a Texan to appreciate all of the incredible beauty that’s oozing from this image. Most 90’s kids would recognize this bad boy as the “walking taco.” Contrary to what you may believe just by looking at this picture, this was actually one of the days everyone looked forward to lunch in school.
And in Texas, they’ve got walking tacos on the regular menu in tons of schools, so these kids don’t have to wait until just one day for the cheesy and meaty goodness. You can find these delicious bags of yum at plenty of food trucks around Lone Star State, too.
Prison Yard Sale
This poor Texan got caught up in a burglary, and he’s looking to make some profit off of all of his goods before he’s got to do his time. He knew the cops would see some of the stolen stuff if he posted it online, so he decided to go the old-school route: he held a garage sale.
With the help of his girlfriend, he was able to sell off most of the stuff. Bryan ended up making enough money to have commissary for at least two years – which, if he gets out in half-time for good behavior, will be nearly all of his sentence.