The Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota has been the United States’ biggest indoor mall since it opened in 1992. It has over five hundred stores, an immense indoor theme park, an aquarium, play places, food courts, and even a movie theater. There’s a lot that might attract a person, but plenty to overload, as well.
Its immense size allows a huge amount of people, many of them tourists. The theme park is loud, there are daily events, and all the other sensory information can sometimes make one dizzy (but if you do go, check out the Lego store. It’s incredible).
If You Don't Like Aliens, You Can Leave
If you're anywhere near Roswell, New Mexico, you're sure to know all about it quickly. Thanks to a 1947 weather balloon crash, theories of alien UFOs, abductions, experiments, and much more are still leaping across the world. Now the town is little more than a huge tourist attraction and alien enthusiast sanctuary.
Everything is alien or space-themed, and everyone who spends any amount of time there is sure to be crazy for the grays and greens of classic science-fiction stories. If you're just passing through, be sure to do it quickly.
Stereotypical and Boring
Orlando is a theme-park lover's paradise, and Walt Disney World has some of the best and biggest. Epcot, however, is destined to be underwhelming. It has two sections – Future World and World Showcase – which showcase different countries, including food and drink.
There aren't that many rides, and visitors sometimes think the different countries are ham-fisted stereotypes. Owing to the fact there are lots of better options in close vicinity, it's suggested you skip this theme park, and instead opt for Magic Kingdom, Disney's Hollywood Studios, or Disney's Animal Kingdom.
This Famous Street Has Turned Blue
One of the most significant pieces of American music history has become too bloated to be much use to anybody. Early blues players got their first starts on Beale Street in Memphis, Tennessee, thanks to all the clubs and restaurants, and it also has plenty of festivals and outdoor concerts.
It might seem worth visiting, but Beale Street long ago turned corporate, which resulted in overpriced food (it will still be Tennessee barbecue, so it might be worth it anyway) and endless tourists. Locals suggest a more authentic Memphis adventure at Overton Square or Cooper-Young.
History Buffs Yes, Everyone Else No
Everybody says “Remember the Alamo,” but what if, instead, you forgot it? The Alamo is where Texas fought for independence from Mexico, and despite losing the battle it won the war. San Antonio, Texas has enjoyed a steady tourist trade because of this famous Mission, but while it might be nice to see it in person, there's not much else.
It's a handsome stone building in the middle of a park, but there's nothing else to do. Thankfully it isn't too far from the San Antonio River Walk, which espouses the natural beauty of Texas with ease.