This seems like it should have been pretty straightforward. If for some reason, you have a door that floats above the ground, a flight of three stairs should do the trick. But — and we feel silly for having to say this — you should make sure the flight of stairs you build actually leads to the door and not into the wall…
And then it hit us. Maybe the “door” that we see isn’t actually a door at all. Maybe, just maybe, someone painted a door onto the wall and made the actual door look like it was just part of the wall. There you have it, your mind has been officially blown.
The Existential Stairs
This looks like a movie set for Spike Jonze's "Being John Malkovich." Honestly, there could be no other possible, or logical explanation as to why somebody would do this. Unless the building owners were betting to see who had the first accident while using the stairs.
All we can ask ourselves is the following: where do those hidden stairs lead to? Maybe they lead to something terrible and sinister. And that's why the designers decided to make it so much more difficult to get down there. Sadly, we actually hope that this is the explanation. Otherwise, it's just the most ridiculous design/construction fail ever made!
Ouch!
This must be the worst slide design ever. Either the designer hates children, or they misunderstood the point of a slide. There's just no way anyone could slide on this thing comfortably. Was this someone's school project?
Because if we were this person's design teachers, we would have given them an F. Instead, it seems like this person graduated and was given a job, which just wasn't the right decision if you ask us. It's called a "slide." You're supposed to slide down the thing. This guy seems to think it's called a "bumper." Because that's exactly what would happen.
Hotel From Hell
Imagine this scenario: you have chosen to spend the night at a hotel, expecting to enjoy yourself and have a relaxing evening. You step into the shower, which already is not as fancy as you wanted it to be. After spending some time in the shower you feel like the room lacks ventilation which is when you look for the venthole.
Sadly, you discover a design fail, or maybe a design scam — there is a vent, well, the cover of one. But it is just screwed directly onto the wall. No actual ventilation here! Just the illusion of ventilation!
Extraordinary Garage
Is this a garage or a storage area? With the size and placement of the door, we cannot imagine how a vehicle could wiggle itself inside. This “garage” would have a mini Cooper feeling like a Hummer. Our only explanation is that there is some kind of wizardry involved here that our puny muggle minds can’t comprehend.
If there’s no magic afoot, then we humbly suggest this failed garage should be converted into an oversized bin for rejected household items. Fun fact; many years ago, this was the way houses were designed. People found it a little awkward, so they never lived in them. Things had to change.