You want to know what this is a picture of? A dog who has a whole lot of deli meat (really fancy and yummy deli meat, if our research is correct) inside of it. Want to know what this ISN’T a picture of? A dog that feels guilty about all that yummy deli meat that it’s eaten.
Sure, it might not like the fact that the owners berated it, and maybe won’t give it a treat that night, but if it’s given the chance to eat Boars Head London Broil again, it’s going to jump at the chance. It’s not going to be jumping as high, thanks to the extra food that is in its belly, but it will be excited about it.
We Wonder Who Could Have Done This
No, it’s no coincidence that there’s a little dog in the center of all that carnage. Talk to anybody who has had the good fortune to have a little dog in the family – they can get up to all kinds of mischief. This time, it was a small dog that got all its way into a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, if our eyes don’t deceive us.
Sure, a dog of any size would love to get at the good stuff that the humans get to eat for breakfast, but it’s hard to do if you don’t have a bowl to pour it in or a spoon to eat it with. If you just have four paws and a bunch of teeth to do it, you’re just going to make a mess.
Galactus is Here to Consume
If you’re wondering why a guy made a box of Coors into a battle helmet for a bulldog, the reason is, apparently, because he likes to chew up his bed. The bulldog, not the guy who made the helmet out of the box. It has been dubbed the “Humility Hat,” and while the dog wears it, he adopts the name “Bad Beerbox Bulldog.”
That could be because the bulldog himself has done something bad, but it could also be because we hear Coors isn’t a very good beer. You can’t really ask us about it, though – we don’t know a darn thing about beer. It all just tastes the exact same to us, no matter which brand it is. We definitely aren’t drinking one right at this moment.
An Unwelcome Addition to the Shower
On paper, it seems like dogs wouldn’t really want to get close to showers. It’s like a bath that hurts. They’re okay while standing in the rain, but rain while inside a small tiled area usually isn’t as fun for some reason. This dog, however, seems to really get a kick out of them.
The people that are actually taking the showers, on the other hand, don’t appreciate its joining in. They’re in there trying to get clean, and the dog is doing a most unclean act. But what can they do to keep the dog away? Do fewer squats? Use a foul-tasting body wash? Close and lock the door to the bathroom? All good options, but that last one seems like it might have the most effect.
A Trick AND a Treat
Halloween is a lot of fun for everybody, but it seems like these two dogs had a little bit too much fun before it was even the big day. At the very least the thing that these two dogs chowed down on was actually what many would call a food. In fact, a little bit of pumpkin is a good thing to add to a dog’s diet – it helps things flow a lot better, if you get our meaning.
Additionally, the pumpkin doesn’t look terrible with its face caved in like that – kind of like a monster that just has a big opening for a face instead of an actual face. Then again, there’s probably a kid or two who went through a whole lot of work to make that pumpkin.