Well hey, at least there are zero chances that Mokie misses that sign.
They can also probably repurpose that thing afterward to terrify some children on Halloween.
This guy thinks he’s really hot stuff, holding this sign up for his wife. She actually really loved it.
Or, maybe he’s just trying out a new method of finding women.
Welcome to the Sunshine State, Sarah.
We’ve got beautiful beaches, palm trees, and alligators lurking around every corner!
Now Under CIA Interrogation
It was all fun and games until the feds got involved. Apparently, his brother's name was Eddie. Oops.
We’re sure they didn’t hold him underground for too long…probably.
Definitely Michael Jordan
Okay, maybe this guy is just waiting for his son, who by the way – is not named Michael Jordan at all.
Or, maybe he wasn’t really waiting for anyone and he was just hoping to catch the basketball car on his way off of a flight.