We see in this picture a split between the two kinds of Marvel fans. On the left is the standard, the normal, the basic. They’ve watched the movies for the fights and the funny jokes and the great characters, but on the right side are the deep fans. The ones that go to sleep with Iron Man looking down on them from their ceiling.
They watch it all in the timeline’s proper order. Not only does that mean the movies, but it also means “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” from network TV and the Netflix Marvel shows like “Daredevil” and “Jessica Jones.”
David Attenborough Is Thanos Without the Purple
Wouldn't it be nice if all the bad people in real life just had a natural purple color? Then you could safely ignore anything they try to tell you or convince you of. Everybody knows purple is the evilest color; just look at the Minnesota Vikings.
It turns out that, despite being a common voice in nature documentaries, David Attenborough is an evil guy. Anybody who tries to tell you that controlling the population to let the environment flourish is a good idea should be ignored, or even shunned. Sorry, Dave, time for you to get back home for your pudding cup.
Every Decision Comes With a Downside
It seems like even Thanos had people that he lost when he finally collected all those pretty rocks. How old is Thanos, even? We bet he's pretty old. At least ten (We looked it up, and he's actually a thousand years old).
But, it turns out that when he throws a bash to celebrate moving on to the next stage in life, only half of his friends show up. You know, because he turned the other half to dust. You'd think that he would remember something like that. Even Mad Titans can be forgetful, it seems.
Happy to See You
A rabbit isn't the first animal we would go with to describe Thor, but we guess in a physical manner it makes a little bit of sense. If he's wearing his helmet from “Thor: Ragnarok,” then he has little ears that fold back or up to make him look like he's this fierce herbivore.
At that point, however, the similarities come to an end. Most rabbits we know don't work with the Incredible Hulk. If they are, they're keeping the fact to themselves. We are DEFINITE that no rabbits we know could possibly wield the hammer Mjollnir, though.
Don't Breathe in Too Deep
The Marvel movies have been like candy for those that like to collect. So many wonderful characters, such diverse powers, so many different ways they can interact. There were lots of fun action figures to play with. But then Thanos happened, and toy creators had to come up with new ways to get that good collector money.
With all of the Avengers turned to dust, they had a clear path. We see some Scarlet Witch, some Spider-Man... We think that the brown one is Bucky, and the bright green is probably Mantis. She might not be a favorite, but she still counts.