What a good guy. Doctor Strange watched the last movie of the Avengers that many times (or something like that) and couldn’t tell a soul, because then it wouldn’t have happened. It wouldn’t have meant as much to anybody that he told.
We’re long past the spoiler territory for “Avengers: Endgame,” but there will always be more big movie events where it’s best to keep your mouth shut until you’re sure that everybody has seen it all. Just imagine if you had gotten a twist from a new “Star Wars” movie spoiled, or if someone spoiled the end of “Smile” or something like that. Well, there goes wanting to see that movie.
Tony, Don't Make Him Angry
Look, rule one of dealing with the Incredible Hulk (at least, before he started doing yoga and meditation and getting that weird kind of half-transformation from the last few movies) is don't make him angry.
It seems like a pretty stupid thing to do to a guy or monster or whatever that can and will very easily rip you in half if you make fun of him, like Tony has done here. It's a good thing that Tony can fly, or we might not have gotten “Iron Man 3.” And what a shame that would have been.
It's a Pretty Good Movie
The first Avengers movie was an incredible event. It brought together superheroes that we knew and loved (and also Bruce Banner) and gave them an incredible danger to fight off as a unified team. The jokes were on point, the action was great, the acting was amazing, and it was a non-stop ride from start to finish to wrap up the first phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
It's the kind of film that people can, and clearly do, watch over and over until they can close their eyes and see the whole thing in its two-hour and twenty-three-minute entirety.
Just Read the Darn Thing
We admit that this meme is a little...uninteresting, but we can bet that most people have come across a situation like this one. You write an entire email that has everything the person needs, but some of it gets lost in the shuffle.
The person responds, asking for information that is present, and all you can do without suddenly being sent to HR is send another email. The paragon path would be to simply reiterate the information, but the renegade path is always fun – tell them that the information is present in the initial email, and make them work for it.
Give Us Your Best Tune
Sam Wilson – once known as the Falcon, now going by Captain America – doesn't seem like the kind of guy that likes to get up in front of a crowd and belt out a tune. Shows what we know, since we see here Sam Wilson handling the mic like a pro.
What is he singing, we wonder? Something from Michael Jackson or Prince? Maybe a golden oldie? He seems like a guy that would be interested in the golden age of rock and roll. Elvis or something like that. But who knows, maybe he's singing Soilwork in his spare time.