Don’t be confused if you don’t recognize this actress – just imagine her painted green and fighting alongside Chris Pratt and a big tree guy, and you’ll have it figured out. However, it’s not just Zoe Saldaña who has had this happen to her – all of the members of the Avengers got to celebrate their movies becoming some of the most famous films in the world.
Well, when almost every single actor in the world is in them, they tend to get a lot of hype. But Zoe is a bit different – she was in “Avatar,” which was the highest-grossing film before the Avengers made a three-point landing at the scene.
Why Doesn't It Ever Sound Right?
The number of times we've been trying to get a song at the proper volume, only to find one option is too loud and another is too soft, is far too many to count. Audio equipment just doesn't want to work right sometimes.
Thanos knows what it's like to have to make the hard decisions, even if it means having the volume at an odd number. Wait, that's the issue here? That isn't an issue that most people really have to deal with, Mr. Purple. Most people just find a volume that works for them and go about their day.
It's as Big as His Head
So there you are, a small-time hero that has a few cool powers, an origin story, and an archnemesis. You're out having a nice day in the park with what looks like a sandwich that is as big as your entire body, and who should show up but Nick Fury?
Just look at that thing; it's enormous. It's like three meals. If Nick Fury shows up, you know you've made the big time. You also might get vaporized by a laser or something. Finish your extra-large sandwich, Bucky. It's time to go.
Google Is Not a Doctor
Being sick isn't fun, even if it's something simple like a sore throat. Head over to your favorite web browser, however, and you'll find that you have throat cancer or Super Pneumonia or something like that. You don't have those things. Super Pneumonia doesn't even exist. We made it up.
If a doctor tells you it's just a cough, it's probably just a cough. It will go away in a few days. Have some hot soup, gargle salt water, get lots of sleep, and drink your fluids. You'll be fine. It's like when you have food poisoning, and Google thinks you have an embolism.
A Shield Is for Safety
While Captain America might use it as his primary weapon, a shield is traditionally for keeping oneself safe from danger. For most people in the modern world, the most dangerous thing we do on a daily basis is drive through rush hour. This lady knows that a lot of injuries happen in the kitchen, and she's taking the proper precautions.
Sorry, Cap, but there are only so many supervillains to fight. For the rest of us, it's just getting through one day after the next. If only she could take it into the bathroom, where a majority of household injuries occur.