This person is currently celebrating being at the hospital because they have some good stuff there, taking away whatever pain they’re dealing with. It turns out that the pain they’re suffering isn’t related to surgery at all, but they might need some cream to deal with the burn one of their friends just gave them.
You know, a true friend who checks up with their mother and makes sure to face you with the truth when needed. Among the well-wishers is someone who bears the truth like a torch, burning away the original poster’s lies. That’s the good stuff for us.
Something Definitely Got Burned
A marshmallow on fire is a classic image of summer. All of us have enjoyed a nice melty marsh at one point in our lives. This image posted on social media seems to think that it got so hot in Arizona that the marshmallow just up and combusted – even though marshmallows burn at between 140 and 165 degrees Fahrenheit.
Interestingly, it was only one marshmallow and it was already conveniently poked with a fork. Oh, and as people were quick to point out, that's a blurry gas stove in the background of the image. We don't need Sherlock for this one.
Boasting about your successes has been the jelly to social media's peanut butter from the first week of the first site. Friendster? Anyway, this guy posted about all the beer he drank at a party, only for multiple friends to point out the problems with what he was saying. Friends that were there with him and watched him be a lightweight all night.
Maybe sip something with more oomph than a hard lemonade next time if you feel like having alcohol. If you don't feel like it then don't. But acting like you drank when all you had was lemonade? What's the purpose of that?
A Social Media Classic
Yes, the Flat Earth Society has been around for some time, but their incredibly round world got rocked during this interaction when they posted something that was really pretty dumb. A physics and astronomy site points out the problem astutely, which gives most people who see it a nice chuckle.
Maybe the user meant it as a common phrase, or maybe they figured the expression could still hold if the shape of the world is flat but round (like a cookie). It might just be a phrase, but it's still funny. Oh, and if you can't tell what is savage about the picture, a handy arrow points it out.
Flying With a Liar
Lil Bow Wow (who now goes as Bow Wow) is a rapper who has been prolific in his hits, but the culture swung away from him at some point. However, he still wants to pretend he's the biggest thing since Snoop, so he posted a picture of his private jet on Instagram.
He then had the bad luck of flying with someone who follows him, and who immediately called him out on Snapchat. The thing is, as long as the Snapchatter isn't some kind of a celebrity, they probably didn't reach the same amount of people as the rapper's Instagram lie.