This seems like some quick wisdom about saving money, but after rubbing a few brain cells together the math falls flat. A quarter a day is not even a hundred dollars. In fact, it’s exactly one percent of $9,125: $91.25. That’s still an okay amount of money if you’re saving for something small, but it’s not like it’s going to let you put a down payment on a house.
At best, it’s going to be enough for a few lunches. You know, once you get all those coins out of the bottle. And assuming whatever restaurant you pick will accept payment in quarters. We hope this was just a decimal point mistake.
A Paltry Painting Post Doesn't Pass
A guy posts a picture of himself, saying it was painted by a female friend of his. What talent. What skill. We can't really say for certain if this picture was or wasn't painted, but there's a pretty good chance it wasn't since it's really just a selfie with one (or several) filters thrown on it.
It might have happened in the earlier days of Instagram before filters got big, but now it's just too obvious. No shame in posting selfies, man. You don't need to have an excuse for feeling yourself next time you want to share your face on social media.
The Sneaky Picture Taker
Lots and lots and lots of young couples on Facebook have done this, even though it never works out and it always looks pretty juvenile. They pretended to both be asleep for the picture, but then who took the picture? A friend? Surely not – the friend would have captured a little more than just their blurry jaws.
The close cropping was probably to avoid the arm holding the camera. Thank god we have grown since those days. Now, couples have better things to do. You know, things like gender reveal parties and celebrating the anniversary of the first time they had burgers together.
All Natural, She Says
All natural. No makeup. No filter. That's what the hashtags say. But this young lady's friends or fans aren't buying it. She says she just stepped out of the shower, but there is quite a lot of makeup that isn't really all that well hidden.
We might not be makeup experts, but even we know a thing or two. There's blush, eyeliner, false eyelashes, and if we aren't going crazy even some of those freckles look fake. On an even closer inspection, we realize the hair color isn't real either. That is a beautiful shade of purple but it was definitely put there digitally.
Don't Give Up the Grift
Every single one of us has had the thought to stand up from our desks and quit. Even if you work as a part-time mattress tester and part-time ice cream taste tester, it's still a job and it will have moments when you feel like punching someone over it. So, this person quit.
Usually, we wouldn't have a problem with that. It's just that here they tried to say he or she had been let go and was accepting donations during this trying time. This is called lying, and it's wrong. I guess sometimes we just have to say that out loud.