If you grew up in the ‘90s there is a chance that you were glued to your TV screens each week when the “Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers” came on.
The show inspired tons of kids to dress up as the characters in color-coded skin-tight suits, with everyone having their favorite go-to Power Ranger. As you can see, this reviewer was Green Ranger all the way, baby, despite losing their sense of sight. Now that’s a dedicated fan!
Gigantic Blow-Up Beach Ball
Ah, summer days by the beach. Hearing the waves crashing against the shore, the seagulls cawing overhead, the bliss of lying back against the sand without a care in the world… except that a gigantic red, blue, and yellow beach ball is coming your way at the speed of light and destroying everything in its path!
If you’re planning on buying this danger to humanity, we ask that you please play with it on a deserted island and NOT on a crowded beach or...we can't believe we have to say this but...NOT in your living room. Thank you.
Accouterments Bacon Soap in Tin
In an age of dating apps and swiping right to find love, there is something rather sweet (or should we say salty?) about this reviewer's real-life romantic interaction.
They say that the way to man's heart is through his stomach, so maybe this reviewer is onto something. If you want to find love, then it's time to replace your lavender-scented body wash with this bar of bacon soap.
Wolves Howling at the Moon Printed T-Shirt
We've all heard the saying "dress for the job you want" but this is just ridiculous. We hope that this reviewer found a place in the wolfpack! However, may we recommend trying to find a pack of humans to befriend first? Just you know, to avoid being mauled by wolves.
Perhaps a kitten, duckling, or fluffy bunny shirt would do the trick?
Zippo 4 Oz. Lighter Fluid
This is a literal case of a product doing exactly what it says on the tin. No ifs, ands, or buts. No instances of mistaken identity. No false advertising. Just exactly what you’d expect it to be.
The reviewer said it best: looking for 4 ounces of a flammable liquid that will enable you to set things on fire? Great, you’ve got it. Add to cart.