The fact that this timepiece literally has the word “chaos” in its name likely means that its wearer prefers life a little on the wild side.
Adorned with skulls and serpents and massive chunks of gold, it’s not for everyone, but if that’s your style, the price tag of almost 90-grand is worth making sacrifices for, as this review demonstrates.
Crafting With Cat Hair
It’s fairly easy to spot a cat owner — all one has to do is look for clothing covered in copious amounts of feline fur. Sure, they could just brush up all those loose follicles and dispose of them, or they could get crafty by using the tips in this book.
And if you reckon that only people who are a few milk drops short of a carton would be into something like that, think again! This may be the perfect tool to finally stop strangers from making small talk with you.
Accouterments Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
Here’s a fun fact to remember for your next pub quiz: the concept of veganism has been around since the 1800s. While the plant-based lifestyle has since certainly gained popularity, many a meat-eater will tell you that bacon is just too good to give up.
Well with these toys you can now decide if you’re Team Tofu or Team Bacon.
Pack of QEP Yellow Sponges
Do these sponges live in a pineapple under the sea? Unlikely. But are they absorbent and yellow and porous? You can bet your Bikini Bottom on it.
We’re not sure how effective these sponges actually are, considering that the reviewer preferred to recruit them as friends rather than put them to work cleaning dishes. If there isn’t one named Spongebob Squarepants, we’re going to be pretty disappointed…
The Kitty Pass Cat Door
Cats have ways of sneaking themselves into the most obscure places. Using the contortionist DNA which has surely been passed down the feline gene pool from the ancient Egyptians, cats manage to somehow fit into the smallest of crevices and pass through the narrowest of doorways.
This door makes the latter far easier to pull off — and, as a bonus, makes cat-hating husbands happy.