In order to climb the corporate ladder, it’s imperative to think outside the box. Cardboard business cards? Pssh. Follow this reviewer’s advice and add some starch to your stationery.
We never thought we’d want a potato with our faces printed on it, but here we are…ordering an entire box. Never say never!
Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife
Contrary to popular belief, this is not a Transformer. Nor is it a giant magnet that all your kitchen gadgets attached themselves to. As the review explains, this is a heavy-duty Swiss Army knife, reserved for the toughest, burliest, most rugged of men!
Too bad the female reviewer didn’t know its powers before touching it… Oh well, we guess her father now has the son he never had.
Where Is Baby’s Belly Button?
As any author worth their ink will tell you, a good mystery is one where the reader is left guessing throughout the novel. Just as he or she is completely convinced that they have worked out exactly “whodunnit”, a plot twist is thrown into the works and there is an entire new breadcrumb trail to follow.
The real mystery for this customer however is just how on earth their toddler continues to find the book!
Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
You know what they say, always read the fine print! Well, this reviewer apparently didn't read the large print either. It's pretty clear that "great for cereal" means sliced bananas are great for cereal.
Another tip-off that this product was made to slice bananas is its... banana shape.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
We could all use an extra friend, even if that said friend happens to be inflatable. As Robert pointed out, the pros are plentiful. The tube guy will always have a smile on his face and greet you with a funky dance.
The cons? The tube guy needs batteries to operate and you know... it's not sentient. But hey, who are we to judge a friendship between a man and a waving tube.