Thank goodness this item comes in pink, else we’d have never known that it was meant for the fairer gender. Upon closer examination, we can clearly determine that its narrow handle is designed for more delicate fingers to grasp, and its head has less of an imposing masculine appearance.
Rumour has it that should this lady’s claw hammer find itself in manly hands, it erases all Y-chromosomes within the period of 14 seconds.
Morton Iodized Salt
When it comes to flavors, there always seems to be something new on the market. Foodies tend to go wild over things like garlic caramel, vanilla pepper, and chicken-flavored ice cream, but sometimes one just wants to stay put in their comfortable little taste bubble where the flavors all resemble things one can recall on the tip of their tongue.
So, thank you, salt, for being consistent. Your predictability is much appreciated.
Knight Black Brush Casket With Velvet Interior
We all know that the only certainties in life are death and taxes. Based on some very wealthy people who have managed to dodge the taxman, we’re going all-in on the former instead.
Without getting too morbid, it’s safe to say that the Grim Reaper is due to pay all of us a visit one day — isn’t it nice to know that your corporeal entity will be resting in comfort?
Dill Pickle Lip Balm
If you're ever in a pickle and have no idea what gift to buy a friend, this lip balm may be the perfect present. You may be thinking that this gag gift only works because Jessica's friend's name happens to be Dill. Well...You would be right!
We recommend leaving this pickle-flavored balm on the internet where it belongs. Unless, of course, you know someone named Dill with a good (or bad, we can't tell) sense of humor.
Dancing with Cats
Are we human or are we dancers? (We apologize if you now have that song stuck in your head for the rest of the day). Perhaps the better question is, is your cat dancing, and are you joining in? Felines have a reputation for not being the most social of creatures, instead preferring to observe the party from the sidelines.
But perhaps it’s because they haven’t learned the right moves? Or they haven’t found a song that they enjoy? Or they haven’t read this book?